Stop it ya’ll.

As clearly expressed in an interview, Emma said and I quote: “Everyone has been going, ‘Are you and Dan together?’ Because it doesn’t happen in the books, everyone is so desperate for it to happen in real life that any opportunity to come up with a story about it is taken.”

Obviously, she’s rather irritated at the whole thing being made public. I still stand that they are together, seeing as her statement doesn’t really say much. It implies denial, but unless the words “no, we’re not dating and Daniel is a complete toad” comes out of her mouth, I’d like to believe little Hermione Granger and Harry Potter have been bumping uglies are a couple through and through.

MISCELLANEY

Mariah Carey, true diva – at least in the bitchiness perspective, has been dissed and dismissed by unloyal fans. Google it if you must. She left the crowd booing and yelling profanities after she arrived at the autograph signing two hours late and didn’t stay long enough to meet and greet the thousand fans who came and waited to meet her.

Three words: what an arse.

Sizzling hot and fresh: Dolly Parton plans her own cosmetics line. Isn’t that sweet? Will she now sell glutinous injectibles for added chest or lip weight?

Britney Spears as you all know added more pap snaps to the tabs when she and FedEx met up in some holiday summer resort whatever extravaganza. No, they’re not getting back together. At least, for Britney’s sake, I hope not. She’s back on the US programme ‘How I Met Your Mother’.

Tch.