Because she honestly isn’t doing well in Tinseltown anymore. Obviously. You can’t just go around and steal an $11,000 heirloom and still get away with it. Or be completely unprofessional and show up late - or not show up completely - for work. And obviously other big name stars will have none of it either.

First she was dropped from Bright’s ‘Manson Girls’ because they couldn’t find any actress that actually has a semblance of a name in Hollywood to star alongside her, now she’s gone kaput from Jack Black’s film ‘Ye Old Times’ for some unknown reason. I’d like to think Jack Black has some sense in him and had her drop before the film comes to total ruins because of her lack of courtesy towards other people.

What keeps this woman in fame, I ask you? She’s done mediocre films (please, Bobby would’ve done so much better without her in it) and is mostly known because of her massive expenses towards mass produced commercialised items and scandalous fights with other celebrities. It’s time for the Lohan Fever to die down. Especially now that her sister and mother are doing a disgrace to the name she built with their cheesy overdone reality show.

And to top it all of, she came up with the lousiest fashion line ever: leggings. I mean, come on! Sure, it might do fine today even with the grotesque Michael Jackson feel of some of the designs (no one wants shimmering gold lines or knee bloody pads on their leggings, dearie!) but what about five years down the line? Leggings have made a comeback from the worst of the eighties and late nineties, but I doubt it will last.

So what’ll happen when the fad dies down? She’ll be left with a stockroom filled with tight spandex and the remains of a once famous life.

What a fab line darling, though a word of advice: Michael Jackson as inspiration for a line of clothing doesn’t really do well for anyone. No matter the fame.