I don’t usually blog about things that are not celebrity/film/TV/scandal/paparazzi inspired, but this just had my jaw drop to the floor.

Quote: “Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.”

If this was a Hollywood film, I’d be laughing my arse off.

It isn’t, unfortunately.  Read all about it here.