No matter what anyone says, I adore the woman.

I never liked her during her Baby One More Time days, and especially not during her Crossroads days (anyone seen the movie? No? Good. Don’t bother!), but somehow Schizo Britney intrigues me. And no, I don’t want to be like her so don’t worry about another teentastrophe to happen.

So the new goss on her? She’s hiding from court again (wow, shocker!) but is said to be given $1500 weekly allowance. She has like, $100M in the bank and all she gets a week is fifteen hundred dollars?? Oh well, still more than I could ever dream of.